Saturday 27 February 2010

Rant 502 / The Celebration Of Mediocrity

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Savage 2 is really a melee-focused game. It's not so much of a first-person shooter than a third-person hack-and-slash. Sure, all classes have melee weapons and ranged weapons, but the view switch to first-person when you're using a ranged weapon and to third-person when you're holding a sword. Most importantly, the ranged weapons do very little damage and are either slow-firing or inaccurate as a primitive musket.

Still it's fun in that there are a number of interesting spells and stuff if you're able to fork out the gold and the souls. There are 4 free-of-charge classes - builder, 2 offensive-oriented classes and a healer. Then there are another 3 classes that require gold but have very useful abilities. For example on the human side there is the steambuchet which is a mobile trebuchet. I've never used it before but from what I've seen so far it's rather slow moving, but can fling huge rocks pretty far. The other is the battering ram, which is exactly what its name says except it moves on its own.

On the beasts side there is the tempest, some kind of demonic spirit thing that has only 3 abilities - it can push enemies back some distance, turn ethereal (moves slower, can't attack, doesn't receive damage and drains mana) and best of all, summon a meteor strike. The other seige weapon is the behemoth which is rather self-explanatory. Very useful to kill enemies and structures since it's got this heavy blow kind of ability and a stomp ability.

With enough souls, one can also become a demon if the team has built a Hell Shrine. Hell Shrines can only be built on Scars, which most maps only have one of. Demons are basically the stalemate-breakers unless the players are newbies. I've never had the chance to be a demon before because most of the time my team couldn't hold the scar long enough to get a Shrine. But I have been encountered one of the demons called Malphas before, several times. I think it's the most popular class out of the three. To summarize what it does, it pwns.












I thought I had posted this before, but apparently I haven't. Must be some kind of connection problem that didn't save my changes. Anyway, here's what your McNuggets are made of.


It's on the left, not the one on the right. That is chicken!













Letters from Iwo Jima is a good film. It tells the story of the Battle of Iwo Jima from the point of view of a low-ranking soldier, PFC Saigo, and the garrison's commander, LG Kuribayashi. This battle happened at the end of WWII, before the Americans decided to use their trump card on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The soldier is fictional, but the general was really there commanding the entire defence force of the island. It was Kuribayashi's letters that later formed the book, Picture Letters from Commander in Chief, on which the film was based on.




What the fuck? It's 12.14am on a Monday morning (or Sunday night if you prefer) and someone's drilling and hammering something? What. The. Fuck? Okay, it's not very loud, but seriously? 12am on Monday? People have to go to school/work in a couple of hours!



Alright, seems to have stopped for now. Back to the film. Most of the drama probably wasn't real, but the battle was based on the actual event.

Kuribayashi had a rather unorthodox strategy of focusing his defence in Mount Suribachi instead of the beach (the conventional wisdom then was to stop the landing at all cost with heavy defence there). Therefore he had his men dig a complex network of tunnels in the volcano and focused on hiding his machine guns and artilleries.

It worked in the end, with American casualties exceeding those of the Japanese despite overwhelming American firepower. They had all the battleships and bombers blowing up everything on the island, but the tunnels made the surface bombing practically useless.

After the battle, over twenty-six thousand Allied soldiers died on that island. Out of the twenty-two thousand Japanese soldiers only about a thousand made it. No one knows what happened to the general, though the most common belief is that he fought without his rank badge in the final charge against the Allies and hence could not be identified. This was what the film depicted.

Throughout the film, especially in the scenes where the Japanese soldiers commited suicide instead of retreating, I kept thinking how wasteful they were. Those men could have been put to better use if they could retreat as the general had commanded (he was very much against suicide, eg suicide charges and seppuku) and continued to fight on the northern part of the island.

As much as I respect their commitment to their code of honour, I do not like the way they threw their lives away uselessly. Officers committing suicide I can understand, but common cannon fodder pose a lesser security risk if captured. Plus the remaining forces needed all the men they could get in their night-time guerilla warfare.

I think it was battles like this that justified the atomic bombings. If the Japanese could defend this hard on a nearby island, think about what they could do on their main island. The Battle of Okinawa (about a month after Iwo Jima) was even worse, with the Allies losing fifty thousand men and the Japanese a hundred thousand.

According to Wikipedia....



Freaking hell! It's 12.50am and the drilling is back! What the flying fuck are they doing?? I could probably call the police, but I'm not one of those sleeping. And it merely annoys me, not stopping me from blogging... or is it?



Anyway according to Wikipedia, within the first two to four months of the bombings, the acute effects killed 90,000–166,000 people in Hiroshima and 60,000–80,000 in Nagasaki. Sure, most of them were civilians, but people are people. I think these numbers are low compared to what they would have been if the Allies had reached Tokyo and threatened the life of the Emperor himself!

If you haven't read about the bombings, you should! The part about how the Japanese discovered they were hit is especially interesting. Imagine: no one knew about atomic bombs back then. The Manhattan Project was top secret and few really knew what the scientists were doing. The biggest conventional bomb could only blast a building or three to smithereens.



And fuck you whoever is renovating his home at 1am on a Monday morning! Stop drilling and leave it for later! Like when the sun is up or something! I am now curious about what sort of urgent problem would require drilling and hammering at such a time on such a day.



The first people to even suspect that something was wrong were really the guys in charge of signals. At first it was the operator of NHK (the Japanese version of Mediacorp) who noticed that the Hiroshima station wasn't broadcasting. Then twenty minutes later someone found that the telegraph had stopped working somewhere north of that city.

Following confused reports of huge explosions from people close enough to see from a distance, the military sent a plane to scout the region. This was what they saw:



Below: what they expected



How To Ctrl-Z in Real Life for Dummies.



Three days later the Americans performed an encore performance due to popular demand, this time with a lacklustre feel to it. The noob crew kind of missed the planned target and had the bomb explode three kilometres from it. Bad weather, they say. Excuses, excuses.


Above: before and after Fat Man.

In case you were wondering why they couldn't just shoot it down, it was because the bombers were not escorted by fighters. In proper bombing runs, bombers were always escorted by a fleet of fighter planes. In this case, the Japanese assumed they were recon planes, which were not important enough to be shot down due to Japan running out of ammo.

It's true that the atomic bombs were a low blow, but imo this was better than prolonged fighting all the way to the capital. At least the victims of these died before they even knew what was happening. I just wish they could have done it earlier to Hitler in Germany. I hate rage-quitters.

Thursday 25 February 2010

Rant 501 / The Celebration of Stupidity

Sometimes I would have a bag of hamburgers (the beef patties, not the the entire thing with the buns and etc) in my freezer, which I would use as backup supper. Take 2 out, bake them on a piece of foil (sides folded up to prevent the oil from dripping out) until they shrink.

Seriously, they taste so meaty, it makes me wonder why MacDonald's hamburgers taste so different. For one, the beefy taste in their burgers is weaker. Second, they are saltier. Third, their meat is much drier. When I bake these burgers I have here, grease ooze out of them. If I stack them up while baking them (I do that when I can't separate the frozen patties), the bottom one also ooze blood.

But the Mac burgers don't seem to have any grease in them. Maybe it's got to do with their thinness. Not much volume to hold fats and the high surface area vs volume ratio means the fats flow out much faster.












Savage 2 is a free game. Apparently it's even better than Empires in that it's a combination of RTS/FPS/RPG. That's a real-time strategy cum first-person shooter cum role-playing game.

How is that possible? To be a RTS/FPS combo, there is a commander who plays the RTS while everyone else are the soldiers. To throw in the RPG element, each soldier also has different class and... STATS and SKILLS! Yes, in Savage 2 you level up and add points to these!

Most importantly, IT IS FREE. Players can pay for a Premium account which has more perks like more slots and etc. I haven't tried the game yet but it sounds very interesting.






Ok, tried it for a few hours on a newbie server. I think I like it better than Empires. It's faster and has more abilities for each class than Empires, but I prefer sci-fi games a little more than fantasy ones.

Saturday 20 February 2010

Rant 500 / How Big?


This is grotesque! What the heck is that line at her crotch? Is that a giant 10cm-wide penis I spy hidden in those pants? Or is that her panty line?

For those who can't see what I'm talking about:


If that's how she wears her G-string it's probably because the largest she could find could only fit around her thigh. Just look at the lengths it's stretching to. What's the point of wearing it anyway?

I know I'm probably being incredibly offensive here but it made me laugh hard when I first saw this in my mind. What a mind I have. It's no wonder I have difficulty sleeping at night.












First Gala Net set insane prices for the Cash Shop, now Astrum Nival has decided to nerf lots of stuff that seem to make things worse. Game's still too good to leave and after some thoughts I decided that the Cash Shop really doesn't concern me.

The mount (horse) will be implemented in the future but it will require food bought from the CS to perform better. How fast it will move without that food is a major factor in my decision on whether to leave the game, in addition to the difficulty of farming CS items. That's because the mount is an important means of transportation that really speeds up travel a lot in most games (40-60% in most mmorpgs I've played).













Hypocrisy. I admit it. I have done things I have spoken against in the past. Nothing I say in defence would not be an excuse.













Speed hacks in MMORPG. Bots I understand because they do mundane, repeatable tasks for players. Hacks, I don't see the use for. It's a frickin MMORPG, which basically is just interactive MIRC! And they need to cheat!

It's like they fail in life so hard the only way to succeed in anything is to win via illegal means in the genre of computer games that most regard as the least demanding. I mean, 90% of the time it's just spamming keys when you're not chatting. What sort of "skill" is require to hit the same keys over and over again??

The idea of using hacks in a MMORPG is just ridiculous, if not plain retarded, imo.

I find it laughable when avid MMORPG fans insist that skill is required to be a good player. I beg to defer. You don't need skill to be great at those games; you need patience and diligence.

Let me state what is usually a good mmorpg player. It is one who has fantastic weapons and armour. How does one go about acquiring such "uber gear"? By working hard, killing tough monsters a lot everyday. Is there skill involved in killing such monsters beyond that which is necessary to spam the right buttons at the right time? Absolutely not. Since we don't consider spamming buttons a "skill", there is no talent required to be the best in such games.

Hence those at the top of these games are really the most diligent. They are not necessarily the quickest, the smartest or whatever, but are definitely able to withstand the mind-killing boredom involved in killing the same frickin monsters day in and day out with minimal rest. In other words, they are like the computer geek version of sweatshop workers, except they pay money to work instead of vice versa.

But why would anyone sane want to go through what I've just described? Here's a concept that may be foreign to some people - the e-peen. Derived from "e-penis", it's basically the ego of a gamer just like how penis length affects the ego of some men. The better the equipment you wear, the bigger your e-peen. When a virtual avatar is wearing shiny golden armour that takes months of non-stop farming to get, the owner will feel proud of it even though it really doesn't make much sense. But it happens somehow, and other players would look up to him as a role model. Of what quality, I don't know. Insane diligence maybe.

Me, I just play these games for the interaction. The teamwork you get in guild/clan raids in dungeons and the rewards you get when you succeed, these things don't happen in real life. Same with the RTS/FPS hybrids I play.












There was a time when I would speak against religion. That was before I realized the importance of religion. A common theme among all major religions of the world is afterlife. If you thought afterlife is not a major issue, you're completely wrong. It is THE issue that all these religion employ to make people do good. The fear of the unknown is strong in all humans, probably due to evolution. It is this characteristic that the idea of afterlife exploits.

Think about it. How many people do good only because they fear an eternity in Hell or be reincarnated as a cockroach? I'd say most religious people would fall into that category. To unbelievers, they're all being nice for nothing at all! People are inherently good? Bullshit. People are inherently fearful. They fear a shitty life, they fear disease, they fear Hell, they even fear fear itself. With this fear comes discipline. In order to prevent what they fear, they'd work harder to prevent it from getting close or happening.

And what better fear than the fear of something whose existence cannot be proved or disproved, yet could happen to everyone if it's true? It is the perfect fear to be used to create discipline. If you can just see how flawless it is, you'll stare in wonder at the simplicity and effectiveness of this idea. Whoever came up with it, he's more amazing than Einstein. You don't even need to do anything beyond creating a flawed story and everyone would be nice to each other. It can't get any better than that!

Without this delusion, humanity would be perfectly neutral instead of being slightly inclined to do good. A lot of people would not be doing things for nothing. Why get rid of religion?















moot, the creator of 4chan, appears on CNN. I'm surprised. He usually keeps to himself. When he revealed his name to be Christopher Poole some years back, many believed it was a play on the acronym C.P. which stands for "Child Porn", the only thing that's banned from the entire 4chan.

Anyway I think he's right when he said it is scary how people are discussing things they would never have said before we had things like Facebook and Twitter.

FYI 4chan is one of the most popular website on the Internet with 8 million visitors (ie unique IPs) a month according to moot. From Wikipedia, he's also pretty deep in debt as of February last year probably because few want their ads on such a notorious website.













Holy shit! The Romans did have artificial sweeteners back then! Better still, it was a lead compound! Since honey and sugar are always expensive luxuries in more primitive societies (kinda like salt before we started mining it like crazy with big machineries), lead acetate was what they used to sweeten food. According to Wikipedia, it was used to preserve fruits.

They frickin ate lead! Not just drink it (they used lead water pipes), but ate it!

Lead acetate, aka lead sugar, really doesn't look very different from our white processed sugar. It's also a white crystal and tastes sweet. They used to make it by boiling grape juice in lead pots into a thick syrup.

Makes you wonder if centuries into the future, people would discover that a random common ingredient we use today is really toxic and/or causes certain common conditions.












Now for something much more matured, yet less.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbmZ6ZB_-Wc&feature=related

Can't embed, so here's the link. How big is a dinosaur's penis? Have some prehistoric soft porn.













http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/528052

Barbershop Quartet Hits On Girl From Taxi.

Rant 499 / Meat Is Food. Vegetables Are Just Constipation Medicines.

I've been describing Allods Online as a great game, but a recent event changed my mind. Don't get me wrong, the game itself is great. Problem is the cash shop. That's where players can spend real money to buy the special currency to buy items that are extremely rare in the game (ie takes hours and hours of farming monsters to get one). They've recently opened up that cash shop, sometimes called "item shop", and the prices are BAD.

For 20USD I can buy 6 extra slots for my inventory (from 18 to 24, 33% improvement). For the same price I can get a really good mount in Runes of Magic. Better still, I find it easier to farm for cash shop items in RoM than in Allods.

It's all over the Internet now. Many major MMORPG websites have reports of this debacle and the company has posted an update discussing its response to this issue on the front page of the game's website.

Me, I'm considering RoM again, but the factor that my decision is really hinging upon is the difficulty of farming for cash shop items within the game.










http://shogungamer.com/category/general-site-tags/real-kanojo

A girlfriend simulator. The fact that there is even demand for this in Japan makes things look really bad over there for men. I did consider getting the game just for the adult parts, but after another second of thinking I realized I'll never download this. If I get such a game I'd lose all respect for myself.

I pity everyone who buys or obtains this game in any other way. The dignity of the self lost forever, is a sad thing.

Tuesday 16 February 2010

Rant 498 / I Haz Teamspeak Server!

Added too much fruit into this batch of smoothie. One carrot and 3/4 of an apple. The first mug was almost all pulp because most of it floated to the top of the blender. It's rather like what I imagine baby food to be like, except tastier. The second mug is half pulp and half liquid. Next time I'll try with half a carrot and half an apple instead.













Metro 2033 is yet another Russian game that looks kind of like S.T.A.L.K.E.R., except on some sort of Hardcore mode. It's a first person shooter with no HUD (heads up display), ie the health bar, ammo, minimap and etc. There is a time limit whenever the person leaves the base (I think it's leaving the base but not sure) but there is no timer display, so the player has to set his own clock. No HP bar means you have to look at how bloody your screen is to tell how long you're going to last.

Basically, it means I'm rather turned off by this. Where's the fun in such insane hardcore difficulty? I'm not playing games to show how "pro" I am, that's not the point in playing anything.













Finally managed to set up my own Teamspeak server. Now it depends on whether the rest of the BC wants to install a TS3 client and get a mic.

It was so confusing, too much data everywhere. I got stuck after downloading the server and client files. Fortunately I found the following video. Really helped a lot.



Now I've created a few channels and just need to get a guinea pig to test it. You can download the client file here. No virus or spyware. Don't get the server files, they're for setting up TS servers. Will email the BC DotA players the required info for logging into my server.













Tried a bit of Allods Online, Open Beta. So far so good, except it's a little too crowded because everyone's starting a new character now.

The interesting thing about this game is that it encourages "casual" play. Apparently half the experience reward from quests are given in the form of "fatigue", which is changed into real exp by resting at the innkeeper.

This discourages hardcore play because fatigue is capped at a certain point and resets everyday. After you hit the cap, you don't gain fatigue anymore for the rest of the day. This effectively halves your exp income from quests (a major source, at least 80% of the usual exp gain of normal players) once you hit the limit.

Players at that point have 3 paths:

1) Stop turning in quests, stop gaining exp for that day. (Casual) <----- me
2) Stop turning in quests, grind on monsters until it's reset. (Hardcore)
3) Just turn them in and grind to make up for the lost exp. (Really Hardcore)

Stopped playing FoM until Allods gets boring.

Sunday 14 February 2010

Rant 497 / Honto Desu Yo!


Mmmm... Bioshock bento.













Did you know... that Filipino men have a Wikipedia article on them? What the heck? Why don't Singaporean men have one too?













So the American guy who was caught possessing hentai paedophilic manga was sentenced to six months. I'm not sure if this is right. Just to be clear, I'm no pedophile. But sending a guy to jail for having hentai manga doesn't sound like justice or anything positive.

I mean, different people have different things that arouse them. Some like hardcore S&M with gags and dripping wax, others like role-playing with costumes. A small minority even like dead people. The thing is, why force people to have "orthodox" sexual interests if they do no harm?

This is exactly what they're trying to accomplish here. He did not and showed no intention of hurting children despite the obvious fetish for under-aged people. You don't jail people for liking something! Hentai, I believe, is the best way for paedophiles to relieve themselves. Everyone profits and no one gets hurt.

Jailing a person who has done no harm to society is very close to what one would describe as "fascist".

fas⋅cism [fash-iz-uhm]

–noun

1. a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.


That man's sex life just got regimented by his country's justice system.

reg⋅i⋅ment [n. rej-uh-muhnt; v. rej-uh-ment]

–verb (used with object)

3. to manage or treat in a rigid, uniform manner; subject to strict discipline.




Or are they jailing them "just in case"??? If so, that's completely against what justice is supposed to mean! Either way, there is no real reason for sentencing him to anything! All he did was fap to drawn pictures! For 17 years, that was his sex life. No touching actual children, no harassing anyone. He's more harmless than people who love anal sex! Seriously, this proves that the "justice system" is a very misleading term!













I prefer pistachio to macadamia. Proven by myself when I had to choose between the two. Also, carrot + avocado + condensed milk + fresh milk + blender = win.













Video games are bad for you. They make you more violent and degenerate your social skills. You need to get out, exercise and breathe in some fresh air. Here, we've built this casino at Sentosa. Gambling may be against almost every set of moral values there is out there, but we'll try to keep local citizens out by making it such that just your entrance alone would be a show of wealth. This is like the CoE on cars. While it's supposed to deter citizens from buying, all it really does is make car owners look rich.

Video games are bad. You should gamble at Sentosa instead. Helping your country's economy is never a sin; staying in your room all day fapping to animated chicks is.

Wednesday 10 February 2010

Rant 496 / Allods Online Soon!!

Don't think I've posted this.



NS2, coming soon!















New HBO miniseries, The Pacific. Starts 14th March.













My first encounter with AVP hentai. AVP = Alien Versus Predator. Predator's head, human female body of typical hentai proportions (big tits etc etc). My face:


It gets confusing when you don't know if you should feel grossed out or turned on.













Only ME players will get this.














Made avocado milkshake aka smoothie. One avocado per mug, really thick stuff. Held one mug and asked my bro if he wanted some. He said no, as usual. Asked his girlfriend next to him if she wanted some. Said no. Blasphemy! My bro dares to bring under our roof someone who voluntarily resists the temptation of the sacred avocado milkshake?!? What is this? Some kind of joke?

Also made another mug much much later with an avocado that wasn't ripe. Bad results. The flesh was hard, not creamy. It became pulpy instead of liquid, making the mixture something like instant cereal with really chewy bits. Will never do it again.

Rant 495 / Nothing In Particular



I wouldn't say the message of the song is anything positive, but its weirdness kind of adds to it.














Y'know, being in RT gets you paid around the same amount as people who get the Silver award for IPPT, except they have to go for extra training and hence more transport fees.













Open Beta for Allods Online starts coming Tuesday! Woot!

Monday 8 February 2010

Rant 494 / "No He's A N00b, Jessica. A NOOB!!"

2 days from the end of Allods Online Closed Beta phase. Lost all interest in playing because they will be wiping all accounts then. Good thing they aren't doing it again after Open Beta or I'll continue to stop playing.

Actually I wouldn't mind playing if not for my dear Arisen Summoner being stuck on some terrain and can't move. In this phase of the game's development there are no GMs and no tools to remove me from that spot, so it's stuck till its wiped.

Tried a few classes including Gibberling Warriors and a human Paladin. Still prefer the Arisen Summoner both for the summoned unit and the cool looks of the race.
















A tree a day. Almost.













Finally got sick of the occasional fits my adapter is giving me. Once every couple days it would keep disconnecting and reconnect within minutes. Really pisses me off because I'd have to set my mining and production queues on Face of Mankind again and again.

Yesterday I placed a sheet of aluminium foil near my adapter and facing the router. It's been smooth so far, should be working. I think I'll wrap it around a piece of cardboard or paper plate to make it look better.













http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVfVqfIN8_c

Can't embed, option disabled. Really hilarious video. This is probably what we're going to see when our or the 90s generation grow older.

"But dad he's a nice guy! Really!"

"No he's a noob, Jessica. A n00b!"

Saturday 6 February 2010

Rant 493 / Human Larvae

It's Saturday late morning, 11am. I believe there is going to be an event across the road between Blk 10 and 11. A big plastic shelter is set up there and I'm hearing speaker-amplified singing. But it's not the usual getai type of music. No, I'm hearing a child singing something... badly out of tune.

It's makes me sad; tears are about to well in my eyes.

What did I do to deserve this?

Here I was planning to sleep at noon. Didn't go to bed last night because I was too excited playing Empires. I'm actually getting good at being a Grenadier, even got top score on the winning team a few times! Also had a few good games in which the commanders tried some unorthodox strategies successfully.

With this sort of epic high quality music I don't see how I am going to sleep. What are they doing down there anyway? Having a kids karaoke contest? Aw hell no, her singing doesn't even match the beats.

WHY AM I EVEN DESCRIBING IT AS "SINGING"?? WHAT ON EARTH AM I THINKING?

If her performance involves a tune, I can't recognize it. Honest, I swear! As far as I can tell, she's saying some things with a bare resemblance to singing in the sense that her tone changes with every word.

AWWW NOOOOO! DON'T TRY TO SING THE HIGH PITCH PARTS! NOO! NO! NO! THAT'S JUST WRONG!

If anyone can murder music, it's this talented artistic assassin.

Seriously, kids these days are horrible. Just check out Miley Cyrus's sister. Only nine years old and already starting her own lingerie line. I guess we're seeing a potential Paris Hilton here.

Warning: The following image may be disturbing to some viewers.





How did we come to this?













Just started on Allods Online. It's another WoW clone except it's pretty good, maybe even better than WoW. More importantly, it's free to play forever.

With UI


Without UI



So far I've tried only 2 characters. The first was an Arisen (aka undead) summoner class. Each race has a different name and a different special skill for the same classes, eg an Elven Summoner is a Demonologist whose special ability is a Damage-over-Time (DoT) spell that hurts an enemy and heals an ally, while an Arisen summoner is a Savant who can fully heal his summoned creature.

In the above pictures is my second character(s), a trio of Gibberling Psionicists, aka Seers. This is the only race that allows a trio to be controlled, though not separately. So they might as well be one guy in all ways except visually. Pscionicists have a lot of disabling spells, good for crowd control.

When you create a Gibberling character (or characters, rather), you're actually required to name all 3 of them even though only the main guy's name is displayed. I have no idea what the other two names are for.

Friday 5 February 2010

Rant 492 / New Vegas Coming Soon

Fallout: New Vegas! Coming this year! Since they're going to use the same engine and graphics as Fallout 3, it shouldn't take too long. 2010 is a believable deadline.



Not developed by Bethesda, but by the guys who made Fallout 1 and 2. Wonder what the differences will be.












Took a little more work this time. Had to comment on news to earn that extra credits to hit 1k.













Iran sent some animals into space and they returned alive. Next they'll try to send a man up because the first manned missions of a country always bring glory and fame. New space race?

Wednesday 3 February 2010

Rant 491 / Plant A Tree Just By Lifting A Finger.

I'm not sure if there's a way to check all the comments on my blog. I don't get any sort of notification when someone responds to what I type. However, there are usually 1-3 occasions per year when I'm be so bored I'd scan through my rants for comments. If you haven't used this website to blog before, this is what the list of rants looks like:


On this page I can scan 25 rants at a time. I have almost 500 rants, so that takes 20 clicks of "Older". There are a few times when I got a pleasant surprise after finding a comment on an old rant from long ago, like the one in which I discussed Snuff. I found it too late though, so didn't bother to respond.

Most of the time, however, I'd just find bs spam from fail bloggers trying to advertise their own blogs like "Hey I like your blog, check out mine lolololol!" =\

This time, I found a comment from last month on a rant I typed in '08! When I first read it I couldn't even remember what it was talking about till I scrolled up to read what I posted. Don't bother looking for it, I typed a lot that year.

The point is, I didn't think there would be people reading up my old stuff. I mean, where the heck did they find the link to those anyway? I find it highly unlikely that they were so hooked by my newer posts that they would read my entire blog. Oh hell, I think I'll give Blogger an email to notify whenever I get a comment.

Another thing is that it doesn't matter to me if you comment using a registered Blogger account. I don't have the habit of browsing blogs of people I don't know personally. No offence, but I really don't care what you ate yesterday or what complete strangers are interested in. So feel free to remain anonymous or just sign with your name at the bottom of the comment. I've enabled anonymous comments long ago anyway.

But if you know me in real life, I'd prefer if you identify yourself. I really dislike surprises since I almost never mention this blog in conversations. Other than a few closer friends, no one I know is supposed to be aware of its existence, and this blog is intended for people who don't know me (eg myself 20 years from now).












Now I'm waiting for S.TA.L.K.E.R. - Call of Pripyat. Tried the first game, S.TA.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl, but the graphics make me nauseous. It still looks interesting though, but CoP is supposed to be much better. Lots of people are already playing the Russian version of this game using a fan-made translation mod. Problem is that translation isn't easy, so there are many "all your base are belongs to us" kind of instances.

This game is about the Chernobyl area. Pripyat is a nearby city that I've mentioned before in a rant some time ago. In the game's fictional history, another explosion occurred in the power plant after the original, causing certain "anomalies" that defy the laws of nature to appear everywhere in the region. Mutants too. Got to have mutants when you have radiation in a game.

CoP is claimed to have followed the actual place closely, so the game would allow players to explore Pripyat without risking the radiation for real. Sounds interesting. I'm not too big on radiation in real life, especially when both my parents had cancer before and one did succumb to it. No need to go out of my way to make the inevitable happen earlier.

I'm also playing SoC to explore the part of the original power plant that is available in the game. Still have some ways to go.













Bacon rice:

1) Pour cooked rice on bowl-shaped foil.

2) Cover completely with back bacon.

3) Bake at 200 degrees Celsius till bacon slices turn dark brown on the edges. A little charred fats is even better (unless you're really health-conscious).

4) Serve immediately.

Who needs skill to cook tasty meals anyway?? Bacon makes everything taste good.













Stopped with ME2. I didn't try to play ME1 twice consecutively, not sure why I did that with ME2. Was too enthusiastic, I guess.













Woke up at about 7.40am. Realized I've never seen daylight from my bed at this time before. Couldn't recognize the perfectly horizontal shaft of light emanating from my window. Got a shock wondering where the heck the sun is at. Thought I was dreaming. Took me a few moments to remember the sunlight's angle implies an earlier time than I'm used to.

You see, I have never gotten out of bed at this time, not for a very long time. It's usually pre-dawn or late morning for me because I hate the peak hour traffic. After waking up I don't look out of/at my window. There's really nothing to see in the morning at this sort of time, just people struggling to squeeze onto buses to go to work - a bloody depressing sight. The only time I like to look at the view outside is after midnight, at about 3-4am, when there's nothing conscious on the streets.













The most amazing revolver ever. A fricking revolver that fires rounds designed for a heavy machine gun. I've heard of .50 cal rounds because it's in Empires mod. The .50 cal heavy machine gun (HMG) is the most devastating anti-infantry weapon in the game.

This is no different. The .50 BMG (Browning Machine Gun) round is used in heavy machine guns and sniper rifles. In fact the longest-range confirmed sniper kill in history was made using this bullet at a distance of 2430m.

Judging from the size of it, one round is probably enough to make a limb explode. Btw the length of 1 of these bullets is 138mm. Firing this revolver without strong arms will likely result in broken/shattered limbs. The recoil must be insane. Definitely comparable with shotguns, except you have one hand holding a shotgun further down the barrel and not just at the grip. For this revolver, you can only hold the grip.














Joe Rogan Watches 2 Girls 1 Cup - Watch more Funny Videos

Joe Rogan is the host of Fear Factor.













Holy crap! Those coma patients aren't all unconscious!
















This is the only way you can plant a tree without leaving your chair. Feels good, man!

Rant 490 / Click Click Click

I can't believe I've forgotten about Care2.com for so long! It's changed so much since I last visited it.

For the uninformed, this website is a charity site where users can donate clicks. For each click they give Care2 or their sponsors will donate a certain amount of money for whatever category you picked. At the moment there are 13 categories ranging from poor children to rainforests to endangered animals.

There is now an additional feature which allows you to earn points. Clicking and "taking action" reward you with Butterfly Credits, which you can use to help some poor person or plant a tree.

There's even a one-credit reward for sending emails via my Care2 email. LOL! Looks like I'm going to have a 4th email. With 10k credits I can sponsor a loan to a woman in some developing country. Have 205 so far, long way to go. Or maybe I can just settle for less - 1k points to plant a tree.

Doesn't look like a scam. Been using it for a long time now. They don't ask for money or whatever, and they don't have the ads that most websites are filled with.

If you don't have an account there yet, make one now here. You get 200 credits just for that. Just with that you can either offset 4 pounds of carbon or sponsor a day's worth of clean water for a child. Then you can read their news and note or demote the articles depending on how important you think they are to earn 3 credits each.

No virus, no shock site. Serious business.




Read a few of the articles. One of them totally doesn't work for me. No packaging for those products? Just buy from the wet market.

And here's a recipe that looks good.

Tuesday 2 February 2010

Rant 489 / Pringles, The Freshmaker

It was during a certain outing with some friends that I learnt that some people don't eat pizza crusts. It had never occurred to me that it is acceptable to just leave the sticks on the plate. Sometimes I wonder why they don't do the same with sandwiches... or do they?


This person deserves a salute. He's definitely got the balls... and the asshole to go with it. He's more likely a troll though.










OMG! There's a Wiki article on my way of life! They call it "simple living".

Some people practice voluntary simplicity to reduce need for purchased goods or services and, by extension, reduce their need to sell their time for money. Some will spend the extra free time helping family or others.

Yes! That's so ME! I don't have any iPod and crap like that, not even a DVD player. My home has one but that's only because my mum needs it to listen to her 80s music. I've never touched it ever since I set it up for her.

The most expensive thing I have is probably my S$2000 PC and my 3-year old laptop that used to be worth $2k back then. Believe me when I say I have not found the need to buy anything unnecessary to live (I consider my computers to be necessities).

My video camera? My mum had to find some excuse to make me pick one, probably because her business was doing well for that part of the year. She told me she needed one for her work. I didn't care what she was going to use it for and didn't ask questions. It's been like 2 years and she's never asked for it. =\

Anyway the last line of that quote doesn't apply to me. I don't spend my extra time helping anyone. Maybe I'd cook, but it's seriously boring to cook in a family in which no one eats anything. My mum has serious diabetes, can't eat anything. My bro wants to maintain his waistline so the only meal he eats in decent amounts is breakfast. Who the heck likes to put in effort to cook early in the morning?? I'm not even a morning person! Worse of all, my bro never comments on the food other than saying it's "okay" or "not okay".

Hence, I don't even like to learn to cook anymore. What's the point? If I need to prepare to live alone, well, sandwiches don't need any practice to make.

If you want to live a simpler life, trust me when I say that you should stop watching TV. Those guys who make advertisements definitely have some knowledge about psychology. All the popular shows are available on the Internet anyway. That is, unless you think Singaporean drama series are good. If you do think that way, here's probably the best response I can give you:



Some of the "actors", well... let's just say I can find better "talent" from my bathroom after a heavy meal of 麻辣火锅 (numbingly spicy hotpot). And they are supposed to be "veterans".




Anyway lets go back to simple living. Anyone can live simpler for any reason, religious or environmental or whatever. Me, I'm just a lazy miser.













Have you ever considered that if we can collect all our knowledge into databases that we can access at anytime and anywhere, we wouldn't need to study much?

Maybe we would still need to study certain things that can't be memorised, but there are many things that children learn that don't need much understanding. I don't think this is ridiculous, though I suspect some readers may find this so.

Look at it this way: with the calculator, most kids don't have to memorise their multiplication tables anymore. Before my generation, I heard students had a table for integration or something.

Another example is the use of dictionaries for Chinese exams at "O" Level. Why memorise the writing of so many words when you can just memorise how to say it, then use the dictionary to find out how to write it when you need it? Similarly, I remember some courses in my first year in uni that were all about memory work.

If the Wikipedia can be expanded and refined, there will come a point when it becomes the sum of all our knowledge. There will not be a need for textbooks; students can just study from the Internet.

Even now, I don't get why different universities recommend different reference books for the same majors. If they're studying the exact same things, why not use the same books?? The laws of thermodynamics don't change when you go to Malaysia, right?? I'm sure water still boils at 100 degrees Celsius whether we're in New Zealand or Canada.

In any case, the Internet is capable of changing our lives more in terms of education. Not exams, not yet. Computers aren't cheap enough and allowing students to use their own would be too much of a security risk. But primary/secondary textbooks should be fine. It just takes some getting used to.

And the periodic table, there is no need to remember any of the symbols!

Heck, imo, school is getting close to the point of being redundant. All that they really need to do is test the students and answer questions. Everything you've learnt before university can be found on Wikipedia, other than the mother tongues (unless yours is English). In fact, Wikipedia provides more in-depth knowledge on many topics, eg phonetics. With some audio recordings, I don't see why students need to go to school at all.

Think of all the resources that can be saved. No need for desks, white boards, stationeries, class rooms, bus fares and etc. Only students who have been proven to be incapable of learning properly online will need to attend classes and everyone else go to school only for tests and exams and to ask questions that can't be easily explained by typing. Oh wait, with Ventrilo or Teamspeak it would be like calling the teacher for free. And if they need to draw things out, I'm sure there are programmes that can display the screen in real time. It's not too different from video cams after all.

It's not the same as the system Neo used to learn kungfu in The Matrix, but we can get closer than we are now.










The most results, 317 million of them! ROFLMAO! Try it! Screenshot taken at 11pm. So sad!!

Monday 1 February 2010

Rant 488 / Use Red Cob First




At first when I saw this pic I was like



And then I was like



When I finally got it,




Anyone hungry for some corn?













Been forgetting check my Hotmail inbox too much lately. Not installing Messenger = nothing to remind you to check email if you're expecting nothing important in that email. Finally checked after the time I sent out Christmas e-cards, had 165 unread mails. I have three emails so the number's about right.

I'm surprised I have followers at all! Wtf does anyone follow me on Twitter for? It's not like I use it. HX and Ivan following me is a small surprise, but still makes sense because they check this blog and I've mentioned it some time ago somewhere here. The third follower is just someone I took a certain class with in NTU. Never spoken to that person after that semester.

I'm suddenly a little worried. Are there people reading this whom I don't know about? People I believe to be ignorant of the existence of this blog? Or did that third follower just somehow accidentally stumble upon Senorhybrido on Twitter?

I don't know. I'm still ignorant of how you find other people on Twitter other than through the Search function. It's most likely a coincidence. Senor_Hybrido mostly keeps a low profile.

Whatever. It's not like I type anything offensive or embarrassing here, other than those rare occasions when I go mad and rant about Japanese porn. In fact I do try to keep this blog work-safe so that readers can visit here wherever they are.









Finally done with all those loyalty quests except for Legion's. I'm currently at the point just before I get the Reaper IFF on ME2, haven't recruited Legion yet. I'll probably get him after I've found my Geth buddy. I heard he's pretty handy with the Widow sniper rifle, but whether I'll use him on my team depends on his abilities.

Never really bothered to use him in my first run. Had Tali and Samara and they were enough. Now I want to get all the useful abilities because of the difficulty. I really like having Mordin's Incinerate because it gets rid of unprotected targets really quickly, so if Legion can replace Miranda it would be nice. Hell, all I really need is another Overload.

It's not easy, but I haven't died at all after that last time. Luckily those heavy mechs were too stupid to walk around the obstacles to shoot me. Instead they just stood behind the cover I'm hiding at and fire at the wall. All I needed to do then was to keep spamming abilities on them. Didn't even need to waste my clips on them. Ammo is rare on Hardcore difficulty.

Speaking of ammo rarity, there's a serious difference between the frequency of ammo drops of dead enemies between Veteran and Hardcore. On Veteran almost all enemies drop a clip upon death; on Hardcore it's about one in ten. There's never enough ammo for me to specialize in just one gun.


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Then again, if I recruit Legion early to complete sidequests with him, I'll be sacrificing my entire crew. After getting the Reaper IFF and finding Legion in the process, I have a certain time limit after which my crew will be dead. I don't know how long it takes, but in my first run I only went through Legion's special quest before heading to the finale to save my people.

Basically it means if the player wants to be a hero he must not have Legion for most of the game.





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I don't know if you've ever thought about it this way, because I haven't. This photo above, taken by the Hubble Telescope, is not just a picture of things far away, but also of things from long ago.

Think about it. Light-years (yea I know astronomers prefer parsec, but this is better for proving my point). It's how far light travels in a year. All those galaxies millions of ly away, what we see of them is really what they were millions of years ago.

We're looking at prehistory. Those dots in the pics probably look like that before there were dinosaurs. It's about both time and space!

Another thing is how we can detect the echoes of the Big Bang even today. It's beyond incredible! The impact of the Big Bang is so great, we can still hear it now if your TV uses the antenna. Part of the static you get from it, those black and white dots, is your TV's interpretation of those echoes. They have only been reduced to the frequencies of microwaves and radio waves, but haven't disappeared.

If you didn't understand the meaning of "omnipotent", here's a vague measure of it - the power to create an explosion so great, its vibrations and radiation are far from vanishing even after about 13 billion years. This phenomenon is probably the closest to the concept of infinity that we can detect.

It is this radiation that made Big Bang more than just a theory, ie its discovery in the 60s kind of proved Big Bang. Given that nothing has witnessed the actual explosion, this is the theory that fits best with the radiation.











Not surprised Obama is cutting spendings for NASA. Space exploration serves no practical purpose except for being the ego of the nation, a luxury and not a necessity. As wondrous as those discoveries are, they don't do anything to help us even in the long term, unless by "long term" you mean 200 years or more.

Space colonization won't be possible for another few centuries despite our current pace of technological advances. The best we can do today is merely send a pod with a couple guys with a bare minimum of machines in it to the moon to dig up some rocks. Today's AI and mining machines are far from capable of creating a purely automated mining operation. Terraforming a planet like Mars has costs so obscene no one has even bothered to calculate it.

And the space station? It's barely in space! Check out this chart!


It takes 100 billion Euros to have that International Space Station (ISS) up there for 30 years. That's about 3.33 billion Euros per year to keep that machine flying (and send up people and upgrades). Just for comparison, the US loaned 25 billion USD to the three car companies when they were having that crisis last year.

I support space exploration, but I don't agree with pouring much money into that field yet. It's better to invest in either AI research or ways to colonize planets more effectively (eg farming techniques/machines).












It turns out no one actually knows how gold is formed. There is only a theory, nothing more. This theory states that gold is created by supernovas. So all the gold in our planet really originated from before Earth was formed. The dust containing gold had travelled from supernovas somewhere else and got stuck with the rest of the dust here when our Solar System was formed.

Actually the creation of Carbon is slightly similar. Carbon is formed in stars which then explode (star explosion = supernova), scattering carbon dust everywhere. Gold is different in that it is created in that explosion, not before.

Ever wondered how all these elements in the periodic table came to be? This is it. They were all formed somewhere else and blown here, except for some of the special elements that have insanely short half-lives and are either formed purely by artificial means (eg Roentgenium) or by decaying elements (eg Francium's max half-life is only 22mins and pops up only when uranium ores decay).

The amount of coincidences necessary for all these is simply mind-boggling.